The Diesel Brothers by Heavy D & Diesel Dave

Author:Heavy D & Diesel Dave
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Gallery Books

DIESEL HANDBOOK LESSON NO. 5

TRUCK PRANKS

Like most things in life, the level of truck pranks largely depends on one’s creativity, commitment, and, most important, cash flow. With enough time and money, you can do just about anything with somebody’s truck. But there are also simple gags that you can pull off to shake things up.

Of course, I’m not condoning you doing anything that would permanently alter a truck or put anyone in a dangerous situation. This is only clean, old-fashioned fun, and we’re hoping everyone gets a good laugh out of our pranks and practical jokes.

Here are eight gags that will have your buddies rolling in the street:

1. Magnetic bumper stickers

It’s amazing what you can find on Amazon.com to decorate your buddies’ bumpers. In about two minutes, I found the following magnetic bumper stickers: Pay Cuts for Cops, Warning: Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts, and I Love Dogs, Especially With Some BBQ Sauce. And then there’s my personal favorite: Honk If You Have to Poop. Watch him roll down the highway as everyone honks at him!

If you have a buddy that’s a Boston Red Sox fan, put a New York Yankees bumper sticker on his truck. If he likes the Chicago Cubs, use the Chicago White Sox. If you have a friend who likes the San Francisco 49ers, put a Raiders sticker on his bumper. You can find something that will irritate your buddies for sure.

2. Broken window

This trick is going to require a little bit of work and a lot of caution. Go to a salvage yard and find the cheapest car window you can find. Then break it somewhere where you can easily sweep up the glass. Make sure you wear gloves and goggles, and be sure to leave part of the bottom of the window intact. That will come in handy later.

When your buddy is asleep at home or busy at work, get his truck keys and lower his driver’s-side window. Then scatter the broken glass on the ground outside his truck and throw some inside on the floor mat as well. Place the bottom of the broken window where his window is supposed to go, and then wait for him to come out and see the shattered glass. He’ll instantly think someone broke into his truck! Make sure he realizes it’s a joke and doesn’t call the police!

3. Colored wiper fluid

If you’re going off-road with someone and know they’ll be using their wiper fluid to clean the windshield, sneak a few drops of food coloring into the tank to give them a big surprise! Then, when the windshield gets dusty, watch his eyes bug out when he sees orange, red, blue, or green all over the glass.

4. Noisy brakes

If you’re pretty knowledgeable about a truck’s wiring, connect the brake lights to the horn. It’s relatively easy and can be reversed in only a few minutes. When your buddy taps on the brakes of his truck, the horn will sound. Do it right before he drives downtown into traffic, and he’ll really be annoyed with you! And so will everyone else on the streets!

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